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#HowImPreparingForSpookySeason by preparing to give out some rocks as Halloween candy for kids everywhere you know they would love that pic.twitter.com/cltYiikC4m

— Justin (@fivefortweeting) September 16, 2026

Rehearsing all my scary stories#HowImPreparingForSpookySeason pic.twitter.com/jylYXLAIpP

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) September 16, 2026

#HowImPreparingForSpookySeason pic.twitter.com/WcfIVP8PY9

— Martin (@martooner) September 16, 2026

#HowImPreparingForSpookySeason contacting friends pic.twitter.com/66WzKUpNzu

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) September 16, 2026

#HowImPreparingForSpookySeason I will soon buy the least expensive big bag of candy I can find at Walmart. Nothing but the worst for the kids in my apartment complex. pic.twitter.com/r6UXlGeBAI

— Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈‍⬛ (@DanielAshley13) September 16, 2026

#HowImPreparingForSpookySeason
Road trip pic.twitter.com/VmctDgfpNr

— Slikdaddy6 (@Slikdaddy6) September 16, 2026

I stay registered to vote#HowImPreparingForSpookySeason pic.twitter.com/QEUcZbPCRo

— Gene Responded and ⤴ (@RacerX393) September 16, 2026

#HowImPreparingForSpookySeason
Practising my scream. Mostly for Monday mornings. pic.twitter.com/frHNiaZqJY

— AwesomeArti (@ArtiTweets) September 16, 2026

#HowImPreparingForSpookySeason Making sure my uniform fits. pic.twitter.com/OigEDqTAAH

— Lisa Champney (@ChampneyLisa) September 16, 2026

#HowImPreparingForSpookySeason
By getting a little corny. pic.twitter.com/Ph6uIOTWsv

— Canadian Lit Chick (@ConnieLukey) September 16, 2026

#HowImPreparingForSpookySeason
I change my hat of course! pic.twitter.com/LRdyDAQ9Ob

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) September 16, 2026

Free And Easy Halloween Decorations #HowImPreparingForSpookySeason pic.twitter.com/WRCGUHKuy4

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) September 16, 2026

#MyDailyRoutineButDrunk ummm…that describes my daily routine. 🤷‍♀️

— ωнοορϊє ⳤατ ✌️☮️☯️ (@WKatThomason) September 9, 2026

Breakfast in bed becomes bed in breakfast#MyDailyRoutineButDrunk pic.twitter.com/ikVx0L8wtI

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) September 9, 2026

Brushing teeth.🤢#MyDailyRoutineButDrunk pic.twitter.com/Tas0Fsgw16

— Mini T (@MiniT46) September 9, 2026

#MyDailyRoutineButDrunk I'm making dinner! What's the problem. pic.twitter.com/BHZGTm67Ey

— Re-bec-ca Les-ner Sch-lae-ger (@mentalgirlbooks) September 9, 2026

When I think I’m putting on my lipstick…#MyDailyRoutineButDrunk pic.twitter.com/BSZ9vYTCiF

— I_LOVE_LUCI (@ilovluci1) September 9, 2026

Light the War Wick#MyDailyRoutineButDrunk pic.twitter.com/S3WYf9Un4C

— Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever (@SethFromThe716) September 9, 2026

Morning run…#MyDailyRoutineButDrunk pic.twitter.com/EMoJkRjpUG

— LisetteInBlue 🌠 (@bookgirl8) September 9, 2026

🍸🍾 #MyDailyRoutineButDrunk… trying to pour "just one more" drink… pic.twitter.com/wAPmTXKrl8

— Steve 🍂 🍃 🍁 (@Neilfan12) September 9, 2026

#MyDailyRoutineButDrunk

makes the afternoon go by quickly… pic.twitter.com/qViKbPQzhn

— Regular Guy630 (@RegularGuy630) September 9, 2026

#MyDailyRoutineButDrunk

One more! pic.twitter.com/zKHAa4webT

— Щเℓℓїαм ℒ Ɠ◎ηℨαℓεℨ 𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓪 ♠️ (@firchy002) September 9, 2026

#MyDailyRoutineButDrunk
Just Sitting down… pic.twitter.com/DQnERPefO5

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) September 9, 2026

My Morning Coffee

#MyDailyRoutineButDrunk pic.twitter.com/GAj8UtlEkL

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) September 9, 2026

#ChangeASadMovieEndingToHappy “Oh look, a giant iceberg” *swerves out of the way* pic.twitter.com/bXV3RyTyfl

— Katalina St. Yves (@KatalinaMelody) September 2, 2026

After snapping Thanos out of existence Tony Stark discovers the Glove was insulated and protected him from dying.#ChangeASadMovieEndingToHappy pic.twitter.com/6KFPsXOSP2

— Will.🤪🗽🍺👍 (@Billzilla66) September 2, 2026

#ChangeASadMovieEndingToHappy

Rhet gives a d*mn… pic.twitter.com/Hj6txMhPRD

— Regular Guy630 (@RegularGuy630) September 2, 2026

The call was a Spam Call #ChangeASadMovieEndingToHappy pic.twitter.com/NbGOkjDMKO

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) September 2, 2026

#ChangeASadMovieEndingToHappy Andy doesn’t say goodbye to woody and Buzz but yet brings them along as he wants he’s newborn child to experience the same nostalgia as he used to have. pic.twitter.com/OKQ4YtB1HS

— Justin (@fivefortweeting) September 2, 2026

#ChangeASadMovieEndingToHappy
The Fault in Our Bars

A youmg couple roams from bar to bar, in search of the perfect cocktail. pic.twitter.com/Bd3TOCOirg

— Canadian Lit Chick (@ConnieLukey) September 2, 2026

#ChangeASadMovieEndingToHappy

Old Yeller never defended the family from wolves, has puppies and lives happily ever after pic.twitter.com/NKJGlSKh3R

— 🎼🎶KT🎶🎶 (@newspoliticchik) September 2, 2026

Dorothy stays. Runs for office under the Rainbow Party Coalition #ChangeASadMovieEndingToHappy pic.twitter.com/GoO9Ce2HCH

— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) September 2, 2026

King Kong was part Bumble and as everyone knows, Bumbles Bounce! #ChangeASadMovieEndingToHappy pic.twitter.com/obmLLVBk1E

— Clint Kritzer (@ClintK64) September 2, 2026

#ChangeASadMovieEndingToHappy Luke gets away. pic.twitter.com/l4CV5lcJi3

— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) September 2, 2026

#ChangeASadMovieEndingToHappy
E.T. Can Stay! pic.twitter.com/00ZU40AoYB

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) September 2, 2026

“Titanic” 1997#ChangeASadMovieEndingToHappy pic.twitter.com/HGGq9xoMHx

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) September 2, 2026

#DeepThoughtsWhileDriving why do they call a long hit off a golf tee a "drive" when there's no car involved? pic.twitter.com/Ejibp5aLaw

— Great Scott! 🦁 (@TheScottfather) August 26, 2026

#DeepThoughtsWhileDriving

Dash

Dash

Dash

Zzzz

— Ain't no dog like an old dog. (@russel_nelson) August 26, 2026

#DeepThoughtsWhileDriving

Why don't we have flying cars

— christina cjv (@CV_81) August 26, 2026

#DeepThoughtsWhileDriving I want to spread my wings too pic.twitter.com/6m6ZnzccPE

— mila (@mila255h) August 26, 2026

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a half tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.#DeepThoughtsWhileDriving pic.twitter.com/MyfhkvlPiZ

— Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever (@SethFromThe716) August 26, 2026

Is $40,000 really worth it? #DeepThoughtsWhileDriving pic.twitter.com/oo0ClfBa1g

— Tell Ya 🌸 (@telliabear) August 26, 2026

#DeepThoughtsWhileDriving Try To Look Cool At All Times😎 pic.twitter.com/HXdOLrWTLF

— Mark Roberts (@Roberts_Mark_) August 26, 2026

Can the truckers passing by see what I'm doing?#DeepThoughtsWhileDriving
You perverts, I was sleeping!! pic.twitter.com/S1GmXE4gOA

— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) August 26, 2026

#DeepThoughtsWhileDriving I wish these Californians would stop moving to Arizona. pic.twitter.com/NNeQ4y8w8d

— AJ (@AJradiobaybay) August 26, 2026

#DeepThoughtsWhileDriving If Aliens arrive, can I get them to disintegrate everyone in front of me in this traffic jam? pic.twitter.com/31VPnT3qTU

— Carl Lamy (@carllamy) August 26, 2026

#DeepThoughtsWhileDriving
what hat should I wear?… pic.twitter.com/6j85Aapw0C

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) August 26, 2026

What We All Love Doing#DeepThoughtsWhileDriving pic.twitter.com/2zuseorLRU

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) August 26, 2026

#ItGotSoHotIJustHadTo eat some ice cream 🍦. pic.twitter.com/NdXXu2UGyR

— Kelly Kass (@KelKass) August 19, 2026

#ItGotSoHotIJustHadTo get some pointers from the old Devil himself pic.twitter.com/QRVu4ulk6m

— mila (@mila255h) August 19, 2026

#ItGotSoHotIJustHadTo see what the cat is up to seems like it’s just melted into a vanilla ice cream cone. pic.twitter.com/omlPsTj04U

— Justin (@fivefortweeting) August 19, 2026

#ItGotSoHotIJustHadTo stop looking at myself. pic.twitter.com/4dG4eI910l

— Bakers old Treehouse (@bringbakerback) August 19, 2026

#ItGotSoHotIJustHadTo cook breakfast on the sidewalk. pic.twitter.com/McxB6nXiS6

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) August 19, 2026

#ItGotSoHotIJustHadTo unleash some Maneskin😎 pic.twitter.com/sjQJm1wpVe

— Il Gatto Nero 🐈‍⬛ (@gattocciao) August 19, 2026

#ItGotSoHotIJustHadTo 🎶take my clothes off🎶 pic.twitter.com/4EqNRlpoWb

— Great Scott! 🦁 (@TheScottfather) August 19, 2026

#ItGotSoHotIJustHadTo see the weather forecast, and
hallucinated Brad Pitt.@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/4zFvmCpj1u

— 🎼🎶KT🎶🎶 (@newspoliticchik) August 19, 2026

#ItGotSoHotIJustHadTo move away from the brimstone. pic.twitter.com/BgwGOtR5Ho

— Clint Kritzer (@ClintK64) August 19, 2026

#ItGotSoHotIJustHadTo
Have a Hobbit throw a ring at me… pic.twitter.com/Ff6xst2uxQ

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) August 19, 2026

#ItGotSoHotIJustHadTo Turn On My A.C. pic.twitter.com/GHCsYIJn1g

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) August 19, 2026

#IfMyBankAccountCouldTalk

Better start looking through those couch cushions for lost coins@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/KCCtKT8pPW

— 🎼🎶KT🎶🎶 (@newspoliticchik) August 12, 2026

#IfMyBankAccountCouldTalk

“You’re not a magician, put the cards away” pic.twitter.com/ZY7r2NUerI

— Doyle ⚓️ (@ElyodRj) August 12, 2026

"Stop buying stupid crap and maybe Chef Boyardee will stop being a food group"#IfMyBankAccountCouldTalk pic.twitter.com/DAlBGa1Eez

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) August 12, 2026

#IfMyBankAccountCouldTalk it'll tell me to get back to work. pic.twitter.com/JgXd92ppjY

— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) August 12, 2026

#IfMyBankAccountCouldTalk It would complain about the lack of interest.

— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) August 12, 2026

#IfMyBankAccountCouldTalk it would scream "I'm starving! FEED ME!!!" pic.twitter.com/ab7nPScP57

— Will.🤪🗽🍺👍 (@Billzilla66) August 12, 2026

#IfMyBankAccountCouldTalk

Let me guess the same old order from McDonald’s you are very predictable and I like it pic.twitter.com/chIESRFYBd

— Justin (@fivefortweeting) August 12, 2026

#IfMyBankAccountCouldTalk it would tell you the cats have obviously had my debit card since 2020
😅😅😅@SandraA30252941 @SpookyTheMagni1 pic.twitter.com/sjjL8CATHZ

— Sandra Anthony (@BBW60) August 12, 2026

#IfMyBankAccountCouldTalk Where’s The Money? pic.twitter.com/oLRzjAOdQT

— Mark Roberts (@Roberts_Mark_) August 12, 2026

#IfMyBankAccountCouldTalk
No more hats! pic.twitter.com/XEKDJDevAl

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) August 12, 2026

#IfMyBankAccountCouldTalk It Would Sound A Little Familiar pic.twitter.com/JEYdQjxbzH

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) August 12, 2026

#WhenIEnterAParty
The most important thing is to make A Dramatic Entrance pic.twitter.com/BM0YhJwpNe

— Christopher Spensley (@FireGhost1989) August 5, 2026

#WhenIEnterAParty I always bring my own party supplies pic.twitter.com/E8YjzYL0x2

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) August 5, 2026

#WhenIEnterAParty

I like to dance but don't ride the white horse 😎🤣 pic.twitter.com/9eBMzymTby

— Il Gatto Nero 🐈‍⬛ (@gattocciao) August 5, 2026

I'll literally be dead…literally #WhenIEnterAParty pic.twitter.com/zGXkBZ1hZV

— DavaStarr (@DavaStarr) August 5, 2026

#WhenIEnterAParty
my snack radar is activated pic.twitter.com/t7b92EHaK0

— Canadian Lit Chick (@ConnieLukey) August 5, 2026

#WhenIEnterAParty I smile and leave pic.twitter.com/JZWzx9ibhG

— Gia ❤️💙🥴🦋🌊 (@Joyannah73) August 5, 2026

#WhenIEnterAParty I get a little too happy and just start smashing things like a bowl that you put fruit punch in pic.twitter.com/ncrSaCaJDt

— Justin (@fivefortweeting) August 5, 2026

#WhenIEnterAParty I find an exit… pic.twitter.com/SR8YdvjlbO

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) August 5, 2026

I can barely move #WhenIEnterAParty pic.twitter.com/g7NQGWWNhR

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) August 5, 2026

#WhenIEnterAParty I question the sanity of the person who invited me. Everyone I know understands that being in a loud, crowded room full of people isn't something that I enjoy after about 10 minutes. pic.twitter.com/OBxIcuekSc

— Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈‍⬛ (@DanielAshley13) August 5, 2026

#WhenIEnterAParty I enter a party. pic.twitter.com/JWZH4cmqHi

— Dooboofay (@ALPacaUrfudge) August 5, 2026

#WhenIEnterAParty im already looking for the bowl pic.twitter.com/bIf8zKKArA

— Marcus (@marcus0fo7) August 5, 2026

#WhenIEnterAParty I immediately regret it pic.twitter.com/jUyJwqZCaQ

— A (@littlesatanv3) August 5, 2026

#WhenIEnterAParty I make sure everyone knows it… pic.twitter.com/lbyzC9fzxk

— Doyle ⚓️ (@ElyodRj) August 5, 2026

#WhenIEnterAParty
There better be a Good Drink Selection pic.twitter.com/SKDiY0jByH

— Christopher Spensley (@FireGhost1989) August 5, 2026

#WhenIEnterAParty
I bring the tunes! pic.twitter.com/rjz26nwj9b

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) August 5, 2026

#WhenIEnterAParty THIS Usually Happens pic.twitter.com/k7XYUyBjwx

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) August 5, 2026

#StarTrekVsStarWars is for the nerds pic.twitter.com/fJnzHW4l3b

— ＢＲＡＮＤＯＮ (@BrandonBurner66) July 29, 2026

This dude wrecks anyone from Star Wars#StarTrekVsStarWars pic.twitter.com/mxpyPhbUsc

— .Ern (@PunkassE) July 29, 2026

#StarTrekVsStarWars
CatWars of course! pic.twitter.com/EIer3UeBS0

— Щเℓℓїαм ℒ Ɠ◎ηℨαℓεℨ 𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓪 ♠️ (@firchy002) July 29, 2026

Star Wars. All day, er’ day. #StarTrekVsStarWars pic.twitter.com/ImadsQQLrZ

— Elic Bramlett (@elicbramlett) July 29, 2026

At least she's not my sister! #StarTrekVsStarWars pic.twitter.com/xZaq3WxPhm

— Clint Kritzer (@ClintK64) July 29, 2026

Never tell me the Odds #StarTrekVsStarWars pic.twitter.com/7vgDKEdpIZ

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) July 29, 2026

Behold! 👇👇👇👇#StarTrekVsStarWars@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/Sy2GRAmHVr

— 🇨🇦~Canadian Lass Kinda~🇨🇦 from #NovaScotia ! (@hgmackinnon) July 29, 2026

#StarTrekVsStarWars

Should be this instead:#StarTrekVsStarWarsVsDoctorWho

You’re welcome!!!! pic.twitter.com/YG6QB1lSuP

— InfraDalek2.0 (@InfraDalek2) July 29, 2026

#StarTrekVsStarWars
In Scrabble the letter values that make up the words Star Trek = 12, the letter value for Star Wars is 11.
Star Trek wins again. pic.twitter.com/72jSgxfxR1

— Bakers old Treehouse (@bringbakerback) July 29, 2026

#StarTrekVsStarWars Mr. Spock finds out the Vulcan neck pinch doesn't work on Darth Vader because of the armor, so Captain Kirk just makes a cannon out of bamboo and charcoal briquettes and blasts him. pic.twitter.com/suxCf3hZXc

— Carl Lamy (@carllamy) July 29, 2026

#StarTrekVsStarWars
Phaser or Lightsaber…. pic.twitter.com/JM1QvGe8En

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) July 29, 2026

#StarTrekVsStarWars Shapes pic.twitter.com/J1Fpsqao4K

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) July 29, 2026

#OddWaysToRelax
Don't do it
When you wanna go do it pic.twitter.com/Y9F0DIXXaB

— Clint Kritzer (@ClintK64) July 22, 2026

#OddWaysToRelax
by letting your hare down pic.twitter.com/w70UMecw8m

— Canadian Lit Chick (@ConnieLukey) July 22, 2026

#OddWaysToRelax Assemble some IKEA furniture. pic.twitter.com/N5crlmIxsf

— Kelly Kass (@KelKass) July 22, 2026

#OddWaysToRelax listening to another couple’s fight. pic.twitter.com/98CbUQsvvn

— ωнοορϊє ⳤατ ✌️☮️☯️ (@WKatThomason) July 22, 2026

#OddWaysToRelax With all 70 of your cats pic.twitter.com/EpoTNXwajt

— Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈‍⬛ (@DanielAshley13) July 22, 2026

#OddWaysToRelax watching horror movies alone in the dark pic.twitter.com/DYa1R60AFc

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) July 22, 2026

Getting chased by police #OddWaysToRelax pic.twitter.com/5gNXqwqz3T

— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) July 22, 2026

One of the most #OddWaysToRelax is binge watching Dr. Pimple Popper as she excises cysts. pic.twitter.com/SyGXIcaVS6

— Mini T (@MiniT46) July 22, 2026

#OddWaysToRelax With Friends pic.twitter.com/mukUt4XfSJ

— Mark Roberts (@Roberts_Mark_) July 22, 2026

#OddWaysToRelax
With the family pic.twitter.com/KyGmgp9b6s

— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) July 22, 2026

#OddWaysToRelax
Consult the hat… pic.twitter.com/38IBZBZ3QV

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) July 22, 2026

#OddWaysToRelax Aromatherapy pic.twitter.com/St82tHVTgT

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) July 22, 2026

When nature decides it doesn't like how it's being documented #NatureDocumentaryFails pic.twitter.com/pd6PeBlhgG

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) July 15, 2026

#NatureDocumentaryFails

Shear pandemonium. Ewe won’t believe what happens next… pic.twitter.com/7f4Jwefybs

— Doyle ⚓️ (@ElyodRj) July 15, 2026

Media tent blows away.#NatureDocumentaryFails pic.twitter.com/h3s2B3cwyo

— LisetteInBlue 🌠 (@bookgirl8) July 15, 2026

#NatureDocumentaryFails

Hippo synchronized swimming… pic.twitter.com/F9UiJXSIiw

— Regular Guy630 (@RegularGuy630) July 15, 2026

Orcas suddenly gain a tangible purpose in life #NatureDocumentaryFails pic.twitter.com/KswQb9i6rq

— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) July 15, 2026

When they know they’re being watched #NatureDocumentaryFails pic.twitter.com/BDx5jUVDrD

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) July 15, 2026

#NatureDocumentaryFails Oops, forgot to hit record! pic.twitter.com/TDdZn0dNnI

— Kelly Kass (@KelKass) July 15, 2026

Since when do they have lightsabers?#NatureDocumentaryFails pic.twitter.com/ScQLErQfL4

— Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever (@SethFromThe716) July 15, 2026

#NatureDocumentaryFails The two pandas, in a beautiful ritual, are then paired for life…cut…cut! pic.twitter.com/TpcHJ0j28q

— Carl Lamy (@carllamy) July 15, 2026

#NatureDocumentaryFails
That's Not A Real Lion!… https://t.co/W0pmfz4r21

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) July 15, 2026

No Animals Appear

#NatureDocumentaryFails pic.twitter.com/PZtkRWsxPq

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) July 15, 2026